Saturday, October 20, 2012

Saga of the Puppy

"From a small fishing clan he hails,
Clad in an armour fit with tails.
Sinan the Pup is his name,
Black as night is his mane.

Runecaster, skald and soothsayer,
He called upon the lightning when he was just a pup.
CMRGL he cried to the skies thrice,
A great lightning cometh down from the clouds of ice.

It struck the wolf lords thunderhawk,
Turned it into a flaming rock.
Like a phoenix it crashed,
The pup winced as the wolf lord laughed.

Yeniay was his name,
Furious was his game.
He sent the pup far away,
Cast out, a Wolfblade he became"

Thursday, October 4, 2012

The Rhino and the girl

She hid behind his fathers desk, now a broken ruin, trying to hide her sobs with her mittens.

The mittens her now dying mother knit. Her mother was soaked in her own blood, her killer, the massive machine-man was now stalking through the room, butchering the rest of her family.  His gore red armour was lit poorly by the swinging light in the hab room and he gurgled a laugh within his mask after slaying the last alive member of her family. He raised her fathers head, chopped it up with a quick blow and....

Heard the howl.

A long howl of a monster, a killer, a creature of the night, another massive form now entering the room in a full sprint rammed his giant horn at the red warriors body. She watched them in amazement as the newcomer raised the red warrior high upon his horn and split him in half using his massive fist. He removed the now dead god and turned against the rest. There were two more of the red warriors, with different very scary helmets, shaped in things she couldn't even begin to comprehand. The second fight was quick and brutal, and was over within three seconds, one of the red warriors now headless and the other was generally around the room.

The horned warrior stood straight and sniffed the air.

She held her breath.

It slowly walked upon where she was hiding, Its giant steps crushing everything, men and machine under him. It crouched with a whine of machinery, and stared at her with two unblinking red eyes.

''Hello young one''

His voice, as now she knew it was a man, was a sonic wave hitting her with the full force of a winter wind. She struggled to crawl backwards, but there was no room.

''No need to be so scared, come on out young one'' He said, his voice now lower. ''What is your name?'' He asked, as she climbed under the broken table.

''Matilda" she whispered, staring at the dead bodies of her family. The gunshots and the screams were all muted out to her, distant and ignorable. ''What is yours?'' she asked, phased out.

''I'm called Neshorn'' She asked what it meant. ''It's an animal with a giant horn from old terra, now extinct.'' he answered. ''Now you stay behind me and keep up, and find a safe place if things get ugly, okay young one?'' He said. She simply nodded, tears in her eyes and not understanding anything. She was just five years old.

They walked outside the hab, her small village now ruined, with gunshots and smoke and screams everywhere. He led her through rubbles and barricades while fighting a couple of times, she found a place to hide in those times, trying to see what was going on. She also saw his friends, grey-armoured gods, moving towards them, through them, into the smoke. There was still  howling in the air. She didn't see much of the red-warriors, they were either gone or lying on the ground now. That made her happy.

They made it outside the village and stopped, she saw some more gray warriors, some with their faces visible. They were against a massive vehicle, all staring at a dataslate, their serious stares filled with a curious mix of anger and boredom. There was also another man, shorter than the gray gods, with a sculpted armour and a hat that Matilda found very intimidating. She picked out the letter I on this very hat. This man stood quite far away from the gray-gods, looking quite unhappy. When he saw Matilda, he scowled even further, his hand went to his sidearm and he asked Neshorn something in a language Matilda couldn't understand.

''Over my dead body'' Neshorn replied.

He said something else, his voice now louder.

''That's over your dead body'' Neshorn said, growling.

One of the gray-gods, a venerable man with a massive white beard overheard the dispute and approached. There were shouts, and gestures, and while Matilda didn't understand any of it, she was scared of this new man with the hat more than the red-warriors she saw earlier. Neshorn put himself between the man with the hat and her, then after a while, he picked her up as gently as he can, put her in the massive vehicle, and closed the doors. She could still hear the dispute outside, but apparently she was safe now. She sat on some animal pelt she couldn't recognize, the panic and the adrenaline of that days events finally taking a toll on her fragile body. She cried herself to sleep.


Sunday, September 23, 2012

Saturation of MMO's

Well, where to begin?

There is something wrong with the MMO games these days. The games feel easily accessible, with various new additions and new content. Everyone is giving them high grades on websites, everyone is excited like hell for the very next thing, everyone rushes to be the first max lvl in their own server, there are live streams to be watched by thousands of people, and crazy new pvp things to be done.

There is just so much to do. So easily managed. So soulless.

I must say I write this article not for ranting about the new games. I believe they appeal to a crowd, and the developers are very smart people who will make a lot of money. When I say this, I mean new games like GW2, which just came out, and various other less successful titles, or zombified releases of old games like the MOP expension of WoW.

I write this article because I'm an adult now with boring obligations, like a job, a house to upkeep, and bills to pay. I write this article because I miss the old days, and my old friends. I miss the old ways like an old man. And most importantly I write this article because I don't see any creativity or life in the last dozens of MMO's on the market. They look like soulles copies of one another, just like I cannot find any difference between CoD versions.

I must speak shortly about my background. First of all, this business all started for me with SWG (Starwars Galaxies). I was I believe 15 at the time (at the time of this small essay, I've just turned 25, at the wrong end of my gaming career), curious, excited and very very naive about the whole online gaming. Hell, I've played counterstrike and quake 2 till my eyes bleed when I was a kid, but going into a massive world with people in it, taking responsability for yourself and trying to get accepted into a community? I had no idea. I was just good at playing games, which was important ofcourse, but as a child who was born at the end of 80's, who grew up with the movies we all love, and who's quite geeky, I was socially awkward in real life, and quite shy and reclusive generally.

I maxed out my character in SWG. As you know, there wasn't much to do in that game apart from couple of open instances with funny tagging mechanics, and being a jedi, which I wasn't very interested. I had to find something fun to do in the game, and I met people. They accepted me into their community, and slowly over weeks I started talking with them and we started doing silly things. Things that didn't matter much and things which took a lot of time. But we bonded, spoke on teamspeak and had fun. Please remember that english is not my first language, and I was 15 at the time. This was a huge step for me. I learned to form sentences, speak with people, communicate and talk fluently in english. And they say games are not useful!

Later on I left that game. Played FPS games for a bit, then WoW came out in Europe. Damn we were clueless at the time. I believe I rerolled couple of times till I found my character (a warrior). We went to scarlet monastery with only 3 people, had no idea what an instance was, what tanking is, what taunt is, how aggro works and what was positioning. Please remember that this was early 2005's if I remember correctly, and stuff like this was not easily accessable at the time. There were games like Everquest, which tried these systems, but I wasn't experienced with them. There were also some forums here and there, but not very known. Noone had done any high end stuff apart from a small group of Americans. We had to discover everything. We knew nothing. It was damn fun.

Anyways, we levelled up, I found a guild called Eclipse (Frostwhisper EU, if anyone is interested), and started the whole community thing there again. We were bunch of 16-24 year olds, with lots of teenager problems, and lots of in-guild drama and lots of stories. It was an interesting few years, with a rival guild called Solid to push us forward, and lots of frustrating hours in MC, BWL, AQ and Naxx. My fondest moment was getting the first shard for my thunderfury, a lagendery sword in that game. My guild trusted me with that, and I felt such a great obligation to be worthy of it. At the end we were the 2nd guild with the thunderfury, and the first alliance guild on that server. Everyone helped me get that sword, with items, grinding and money, even people I didn't know in the server mailed me stuff. The community was sharing, believing and excited about new things. People were nice because it was necessary to be nice in a community.

The reason why I tell that story is because in those days, you didn't just need gaming skills to get somewhere. You had to be a good social person. By good I don't mean nice. By good I mean good with social interactions. Yes, we had bullies and angrier people and nice people all gathered up, but they worked somehow socially and got their positions within the guild by talking to other people. It was almost like real life job-hunting. I learned so much from those few years about management and social interactions, which I used later on in life.

This was all caused because stuff wasn't easily accessable. Now I don't like games where you get tortured by time, space and luck, like FFonline or other asian stuff. I believe people should be rewarded for their time and their social behaviour. In those early days, if you wanted to pvp, you had to wait in ashenvale for warsong gulch, at the gates of warsong gulch, with other people. This didn't mean you had to kill time. People duelled there, spoke to each other, formed the first premades and shared things. It was hard to get into these things, but it was damn fun when you were in them. Same thing with PvE stuff. Getting people attuned to even MC was a full time job, but when we did, we chatted for hours in that stupid old dungeon. Taking down even one boss took couple of weeks, with lots of tactics and silly chat to be spoken, and remember, this was with 40 awkward other people. I still have friends from those days, its been more than 9 years, and we still speak and play games together. That is something different from nowadays.

Now you got instant queues in games. You just warp into the pvp zones, or just warp to questing zones. You go and do your job within cities, talk to no one. You just yell for instances. I've actually seen the new raidfinder and groupfinder in WoW. I had goosebumps. I tried a raid with it. Noone spoke. It was as if everyone treated each other like another NPC that had to be there. The tank just tanked without saying anything, some people healed, I didn't even know the tactics. It was that easy and weird.

 In pvp, people just go in, do their job, if they win, noone speaks. If they loose everyone swears at each other in the most hardcore fashion. Why? Because none of them will see each other ever again. And if they do, they wont remember because they had a 0.001 second of interaction. They become Npc's.

It's so scary.

I've tried Aion till endgame, tried SWTOR, which wasn't too bad actually, and tried GW2 latest. GW2 was my final point. I just stopped there. The game repelled me in every way possible. I just cannot play it.

Now please don't misunderstand me. GW2 is a good game, the mechanics work perfect, the game looks really pretty, and I liked how the classes were fleshed out. The world itself with the cities and the creatures look really nice, and for the first time, they made cities which were actually the size of a city and they looked alive with NPC's. These, I liked.

What I don't like is how the game treats everyone else like an NPC. Whenever you go to a questing area, noone speaks, they just do what they have to do to get the xp and leave the zone. If theres a boss, they just attack it, then leave without even saying thank you. The events are like lightbulbs for moths. People just come together like brainless robots, do the event then dissapear. It's like watching a japanese horror movie. It does work, and some of my friends love the system, but it feels very soulless to me. I cannot find any appeal. The pvp of GW2 seemed like the same. I'm sure there will be good premades and lots of social interaction somewhere, but for the avarage player, it's just like playing DOTA or LoL. You go in, do your job however you do, and leave.

----

So why did this happen?

I believe the answer is saturation, and population. These two words explain everything. If you think about it, it's just like a country. Where there is a lot of people to manage, and a lot of income from taxes (monthly payments) the quality goes down. Simple as that.

We get bombarded with new games, who offer similar things, and we get an almost infinite amount people to play with with lack of social skills, so the developers arrange all these ''ease-of-access'' ways for us to play together. And everything goes wrong. People don't even try to interact anymore. Instead of singleplayer games where there's an AI to support you, now we have reallife people with no interactions to support you.

I'm not sure where it's all going, or am I just becoming more grumpy and nostalgic as I grow up, but I don't like any of these new games. I find myself speaking with my old buddies about the old days, and just kill time with games like LoL and torchlight2 (which is a joy).

I think it is safe to say that I don't like MMO's anymore. I don't like rude people with no social skills. I don't like games where other people are no different than NPC's. I believe this was a great portal for people to learn the social part of life from, and it is now a wasted opportunity. I could speak about this subject for hours but.. tl;dr:

Anyone else missing idling in Ironforge on a saturday morning at 2 am?




Friday, August 10, 2012

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Friday, July 13, 2012

Landraider try1

as written;




erghh rpg bg

Sinan says:
ok simdi
600 sene once
shikizami isminde bi swordsmith
occult alchemy birlestirerek
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
human mı bu
Sinan says:
1000 kilic yapmis
elf olsun!
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
tamam
Sinan says:
buarada anlattigim hikaye roughly bi animenin hikayesi
tabi bazi seyleri sinanify ediyorum
cunku japon saks
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
sinanify etmesen
dinlemem zaten
sinan iyi
Sinan says:
bu 1k kilicin hepsinide
o feodal dunyaya
dagitmis
(sengoku donemi boyle basliyor guya)
daha fazla kilici olan warlord uste geciyormus falan
bundan 60 sene oncede
nasil analtmistim acbaa sana
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ne farkeder?
Sinan says:
evet
ozaman
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
şu anda anlattığını
Sinan says:
60 sene once
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
register ediyorum
Sinan says:
shogunate
tum kiliclari toplamak istemis
buna karsi cikan cesitli aileler varmis
pederde onlardan biri
ama shogunate rebellionu bastirmis
pederi oldurememis
ama bi adaya exile etmis
sonrada shogun 988 kilici bulmus
bunlar ama kolaylari
son 12 tanesi
asil divine swordlar
sahiplerinin aklini celebilen
cok kuvvetli kiliclar
ninja yolluyolar, kacip gidiyo ninkalar
cook unlu ve honorlu swordmaster yolluyolar
oda alip cole kaciyo
sonraki 10 tanesi nerde bilmiyorlar zaten
of
oldumu
oldu galiba
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
bi dakka
dur
ninjayı kime nereye yolladık
bu 12 kılıç kimde nerde belli mi?
Sinan says:
bazilari belli
belli olanlardan birine
shogunate ninjalari yollamis
gidin alin diye
ninjalarda ele gecirince
akillari celinmis
kacip gitmisler
willsave tutmamis
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
usta da
almış
self exile
Sinan says:
oda cole kacmis
yollanan kimse geri donmemis
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
o zaman
12 kılıçtan
bazıları belli ama
onları da
alamadı kimse henüz?
Sinan says:
eet
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
pekiiiii
bu kılıçlar
birilerinde mi
yoksa
böyle
taşa saplı duruyo mu
Sinan says:
tabi hepsi birilerinde
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ninjalar
sahibini
öldürüp
alıp
delirip kaçmışlar
ok
bu kılıçların sahibi olan abiler var bi de yani
Sinan says:
tabi
hepside
cok tasakli adamlar
olcakki
zor olsun
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
tamam
devam et bebeğim
Sinan says:
valla okadar iste
aylar aylar once
adamda ben
otururken
peder geberdi tabi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
niye
noldu babana
Sinan says:
cok yasliydi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
elf?
Sinan says:
evet
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
haha
Sinan says:
nevar!
zature olmustur
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
:D
peki ee
sonra
Sinan says:
efendime soyliyim
ben hasta kizkardesime
nehirden su tasirken
bi baktim
aa kiz var
ormanin ortasinda
dedim kimsin nerdensin
anakitadanim dedi
boyle boyle dedi
shogunate dedi
emir dedi
gidiceksin dedi
isim olmaz dedim
eve giderken
bian boyle
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
dövücek seni şimdi
Sinan says:
kilicin kinindan cekilme sesi geldi
bi dondum
ustume kosuyo
katanayla
orospu
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
senin elinde
kova
vur kovayla
Sinan says:
sonra tasa ayagi takildi dustu
kafasini carpti
bayildi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
rape..?
Sinan says:
bende kovadaki syu bosalttim
icine kizi koydum
(kova cok buyuktu, burdan STR yi goruyoruz)
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ohahaha
Sinan says:
tasidim eve
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
bir kova kız
Sinan says:
sora geri donup bide su tasidim tabi
su lazm
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
lazım olmasa
niye taşıyasın
Sinan says:
aynen
sonra
uyandirdik kizi
lan dedim niye saldirdin
teknigini gormek istedim dedi
.-.
sonra anlatti tum hikayeyi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ne hikayesi
ne istiyomuş senden
Sinan says:
bu ordaki elflerin basindaki
master tacticianmis
strategistmis
bu kiliclari toplayip
order saglicakmis
ayrica isminden sunu anladim
pederin rebellion sirasinda
kestigi lordlardan
birinin kizi bu
!!
ama hesabima gore ozamanlar ufak bir cocuk olmali
demekki buraya gelip benden bunu istedigine gore
ya farkinda diil
ya cok desperate
yada bana ve kizkardeisme zarar vermek istiyor
oyuzden ne yapacagimi sasiriyorum
ne yapsam mehmet
kabul etsemmi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
dur
okuyorum
senin peder
rebellionın
hangi tarafındaydı
rebeldı di mi
loyalist lordu kesmiş
ayrıca
tabiki kabul et
zira galiba
kız sana hafif meyilli
Sinan says:
eet yanaklari kizardi hafif
anime oldugundan
gorebiliyoruz
bide tabi ben
ustsuzum falan
full sixpack
adonis kaslari
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
kız elf mi
değil
Sinan says:
elf elf
tum heryer elf
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
DEĞİL İŞTE
human
Sinan says:
diilmis
humanmis
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
tüm heryer elf mi
Sinan says:
simdi gordum
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
elf shogun
tamam
Sinan says:
aa elfmis
._.
sonra
tam boyle
muabbet ederken
kizkardesim yazik
hasta haliyle
pilav yapmis
onu vericek
bian boyle
keskin kulaklarim
havayi yarip kesen
sert metal cisimler duyuyo
kimse duymuyo ama baska
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
eeeeeeeeeee
Sinan says:
hop! yatiriyorum herkezi yere
bianda tum bizim hasir bina
yokoluyo bel hizasindan yukarisi
bakiyorum
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ahahha
Sinan says:
SHRUIKEN!
uzakta bi figur
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
shuriken cannon attılar belli ki
Sinan says:
(suanda lvl 2 yim
agaclarin tepesinde kosarak kaciyo
fit......fit
diye
ah ! diyo kiz
togame adi
evet.
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
to game
Sinan says:
o beni buraya getiren ferry
soforu o diyo
tooo gaa meee
gibi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ee
Sinan says:
lan diyorum
basliyorum kosmaya pesinden
butun ormani kosup
adanin kumsalina geliyoruz
agac kalmiyo
bu tam kayigina haraket ederken
yerden kosarak bi kayacik alip
firlatiyorum
havada vurulup dusuyo
pic! diyorum
evi niye yiktin hayvan
boyle pislik bi ceketi
garip sapkasi
ucuk siyah surmeli makyaji olan
bir erkek ninja elf belliki bu
enazindan biz seyirciler oyle anliyoruz
benim hayatimda gordugum 4. insan oldugundan
pek bi fikrim yok
yetisince soyle ;p
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
haahah
yetiştin
ama
suyun içinde
yarına kadar su
Sinan says:
a-a
bu biraz yavaslaticak beni tabi
o ise suyun ustunde durabiliyo
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
çünkü ninja
Sinan says:
lan diyorum konussana
bole
agzi doluymus gibi
mmm mm sesler cikariyo
sonra aciyo agzini
yukari dogru bakip
elini sokuyo
sonra cekmeye basliyo
kilic cikiyo midesinden herifin
offline oldun mehmet.
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
öf
geldim
Sinan says:
noldu
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
sorry
stupid
Sinan says:
nereleri kacirdin
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
program
neyse
en son
suyun üstünde duruyo dedin
Sinan says:
lan diyorum konussana
bole
agzi doluymus gibi
mmm mm sesler cikariyo
sonra aciyo agzini
yukari dogru bakip
elini sokuyo
sonra cekmeye basliyo
kilic cikiyo midesinden herifin
oha diyorum bunu yapan kimse gormemistim
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
abo
sirk elfi
Sinan says:
AAAH! diyo sonunda
saatlerdir icimde tutuyorum
diyip
saldiriyo herif
ben gelisine
kilici sol elimle tutup
ortasina avcumun iciyle vuruyorum yatay
kilic adamin tuttugu kolla beraber
kiriliyo
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
üf üf
MONKODESKA
Sinan says:
LAN?! diyo
sonra bogazindan tuttugum gibi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ama
bunu yapınca
sen
adamın Chisi
seninkine yenildiği için
suya basamaz hale gelip
cup diye
suya giriyo
senin seviyene
Sinan says:
merhaba ninja
arkadan togame kosuyo buarada
dusuyo tabi gelirken kuma
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
hep düşüyo o belli ki
Sinan says:
hey diyo o 988 kilictan bitanesiydi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
TOGAME
diyo ki
Sinan says:
NASIL KIRARSIN
lan diyorum nerden biliyim
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
bu arada
988 kılıcı minyonlarına mı veriyo shogun elf
Sinan says:
bilmiyoruz onu
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
yoksa bu ninja çalmış mı
sodeska
Sinan says:
shogun elfin
amaci gayesi
belli diil
baris diyo ama
kiliclarla napiyo acaba
neyse diyorum napiyim bu ninjayi
tutmusum bogazindan
oldur diyo
nasil yani diyorum
oldur diyo
eooo ok.
boynunu kirip birakiyorum
kilicin parcalarini alip
veriyorum kiza
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
BU NOKTADA
kız diyo ki
bu arada
söylemeyi unuttum
kız kardeşin kriz geçiriyo
galiba ölüyo
Sinan says:
!
sahnede yokum suanda
kamera yakalayamadi
kosma hizimi
shihito!
o ufacik bedenin
tir tir titriyor
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
abi...
ühü
ehüheaühü
Sinan says:
hii
olcekmi yoksa
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
bana su getirdiğin kovaya
hüüheheea
zehir sürmüşler
Sinan says:
oha!
adi herifler
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
pislikler mi ne
Sinan says:
ee oldumu shihito
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
adanıza adam getiren
tekneciyi
bile tanımıyosunuz ki
Sinan says:
ya buraya kimse gelmiyoki
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
shihito
ölüyo
Sinan says:
noo
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
sanıyosun sen
çok üzülüyosun
togame seni caress ediyo
sonra gece uyuduğunda
daha yakmadınız shihitoyu
shihito
rüyana giriyo
diyo ki
ben ölmedim
Sinan says:
lan! uyanirim ozaman
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ruhum çok ince bir iple
bağlı
Sinan says:
hii
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
uyanamadın
Sinan says:
demoymus
gecemedim
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
beni hayata döndürebilirsin
AMA
divayn kılıç lazım
sonra uyanıyorsun
Sinan says:
a-a
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
yatakta
yanında
togame ile
Sinan says:
PIS CADI diyo sinan
ama karakterim
wisdom 8 oldugundan
gidip bakicam kizkardesime
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
yatıyo
Sinan says:
yaa
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
adeta ölü gibi
Sinan says:
oldumu simdi amk
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ama
değil belli ki
Sinan says:
kizi uyandirip
uyan be
uyan
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
uyanmıyo işte
Sinan says:
yok
oburu
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
togame mi
uyandı o
Sinan says:
eet
ha
sen
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ne diyosun sinansama diyo
Sinan says:
simdi beraber
tekneye binicez
seni gidip
birakicam shogunate e
kizkardeismle beraber
BANA BAK!
gozlerime bak
onu kendi kardeisn gibi korican
banada ne biliyosan
soyliceksin
divine mivine
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
yanakları kızarıyo
zira
kızı kollarından tutup sarsarken
ellerin booblarına değiyo
Sinan says:
hahaha, hemen ya
anlamam tabi ben
kiz erkek ayirt edeibliyormuyum acaba
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
sen ayısın
togame kabul edicek bunu
sana da
yerini
yeni öğrendikleri
stupid gaijinlerin ülkesinde
bir kılıcın yerini söylüycekler
Sinan says:
haha
simdi FR haritasi acip
salak biyere
japonya cizicez
haritada
tamam.
elf ulkesi iste
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
var japonya
FRda
Sinan says:
oylemi
eheh
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
FR haritası
dünya haritası zaten
o DEV harita var ya
sadece avrupa kısmı o
Sinan says:
owh.
neyse al iste
hikaye oldu
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
o zaman gelicen
dalelandse
gaijinlerin yollarını ve dillerini öğrenirsin
Sinan says:
az.
yoldada 2 lvl atlarim
togame.
sinan versiyonu biraz daha iyi ama
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
tamam benim düşündüğüm de böyleydi zaten
Sinan says:
hemen macera
allam ne susadim ya
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
e peki
hilda?!
Sinan says:
hildada var
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
nişanlın mı?
Sinan says:
yook
o baska bi karakter
opsiyonu
eger bunu oynarsam
hilda npc olur
kacirilmis kiz
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
öbürünü oynarsan da npc olcak
ne olcak ak
Sinan says:
NASILL
HILDAA
npc sinan dunyasinda
Non imPortant Character
gibi
tipki dunyadaki insanlarin 99.99% u gibi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
elf monk
hodaaaa
horaaa
kılıç kullanmayı biliyomusun sen
Sinan says:
yok
hatta sonradan ogrenicezki
bu teknigin
en onemli noktasi
genetiksel olmasi
kilic kullanmayi
HIC beceremeyen
insanlar kullaniyo
oyuzden babadan ogla
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
bu teknik dediğin
elinle adam dövmek mi
Sinan says:
eet
elimle kilicli adam dovmek aslinda
monkta varmi acaba
sunder falan gibi bisi
adamin silahini kiraibliyomuyuz
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
kırarsın
senin ellerin
silah sayılıyo
monksan
ellerin derken
tüm vücudun
tekme diz neyse
Sinan says:
haha
funny.
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
bakim neler var 4. level monkta
wisdom bu arada
önemli monkta :D
yani
zırh giyemiyo monk
ama
wisdom bonusu
ACye ekliyo
Sinan says:
ayy
sicariz
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
istersen
eksi vermez derim
ama zırh giyemen
Sinan says:
giymem zaten ya
ustu ciplak
onu acik kirmizi gomlek
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
level 4 monk
eliyle
Sinan says:
alti bermuda sort
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
d8 vuruyo
2 atak yapıyo
Sinan says:
d8 longswordmuydu
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
+10 hızlı gidiyo
ls evet
Sinan says:
e tamam iste
daha ne
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
elleri büyülü silah sayılıyo
Sinan says:
flurry of blows diye bisi varmis
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
hayaleti döversin elinle
Sinan says:
-2 alip +1 atak diyo
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
flurry işte 2 atak yaptıran
Sinan says:
aw damn
yoksa 1 mi ya
dram
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
1 tabi
Sinan says:
fiery blossom technique
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
level 1de
imp. grapple
ya da
stunning fist
seçiyo
lvl 2de
combat reflexes ya da
deflect arrows
Sinan says:
!
CR neydi
+ac mi veriyodu
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
turda 1 kere değil
dex bonusun kadar
attack of opportunity
Sinan says:
ah
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
deflect arrows iyi yine
Sinan says:
olm
deflect arrows lan
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
elinle ok parrylersin
Sinan says:
!
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
snatch arrows ilerdeymiş
Sinan says:
olsun
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
orda tutup geri atıyosun
evasion var
slow fall var
Sinan says:
e ne karakteri bu
dex diilmi
strlemi vuruyorum
oyle galiba
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
str ve dex
Sinan says:
eh iyi iste
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
charisma lazım değil
int lazım değil
Sinan says:
TOGAME STAND BACK!
inti az tutarim
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
con da herkese lazım olduğu kadar
sen stat atmıştın
Sinan says:
18 17 14 14 12 8 di
ama bidaha atabiliriz
ha bide
-2 +2 alicam
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
elf diye?
Sinan says:
oyle diilmi
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
öyle
+2 dex -2 con
Sinan says:
hee
e iyi
ehe
komikmis buda
hotaaa
shikizami
damn your crafts
dalelandse gelip
hepiniz birbirinize benziyosunuz
diyim bari
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
de tabni
elfler de var burda
onlar sana benziyolar
Sinan says:
aha!
merhabaa
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
merhaba
fellow elf
Sinan says:
ya ben
ilk ipucu ne verdi togame
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
burda bir
toprak efendisinin
elindeymiş
şey dedi
bir daimyo varmış orda dedi
aslında
dalelandsde bir daimyo
arıyosun :D
bunların yerini
divinationla buluyolar
o yüzden imagelar var
ordan çıkarım yapıyolar
Sinan says:
hee
merhaba!
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
merhaba!
Sinan says:
ben bir agabeyi ariyorum burda
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
tabii
Sinan says:
bole hasirdan kalesi falan olan
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ismi nedir
hasırdan kalesi
Sinan says:
bilmemki
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
hmmmm
köyümüzün agabeyi var
Sinan says:
siz bana hepsinin isimini verseniz
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
ona götürelim seni
Sinan says:
ay yok hic mesgul etmiyim zahmet olur
sole gosterseniz
giderim ben
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
olur mu
elf elfin elfidir
gidelim
Sinan says:
elfin...evet
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
Bay Cingılbört
köyün muhtarı
40 yıldır
muhtar oymuş
Sinan says:
bana togameyle konusabilecegim bisi verdiler dimi
telefon
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
tabi ki hayır
öyle kolaycılık yok
maceracı
geri gitmez
Sinan says:
ozaman akarim ben bu intle
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
sadece ileri gider
Sinan says:
CINGILBORT
hazir ol
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
hazırım
Sinan says:
ozaman kapidan girmeden
terliklerimi cikarip
kafayi hoyt yapip
sonra beni getiren elfin suratina kapadim
bay cingilbort?
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
buyur canım
Sinan says:
elinizde hic kilic varmi.
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
var
nası bişey lazımdır
Sinan says:
cok uzaklardan geliyorum ordan gelen bi kilici ariyorum
hirohito, kor kilic
bole mor civcivli bi kabzasi
hilti yok
kafif kivrik
BAY CINGILBORT?
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
hmmm
düşünelim
ben bir
evraklara bakim
siz de oturun
size çay versin kızım
çay bizim yöremizin içeceğidir
Sinan says:
yapma ya!
hop oturdum yere
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
sana kız
earl grey tea getiricek
Sinan says:
allam nebu ya
neyse icicem ben
ayip olmasin
ev sahibine
simdi kilic bunda cikarsa yikicaz basina zaten
gibi dusunceler icindeyim
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
brb
elinde kocaman
dosya yığınıyla gelicek
GİDELİM
diyicek sonra da
çay içtikten sonra tabi
gidiceksiniz
Sinan says:
aa gittik
nereye
kizi guzelmiydi
hepsi sisman iskoclarmi yoksa
Mehmet Gunusen! says:
kızı
tombik ya
Sinan says:
damn